Video Call Conqueror Gifts

"Use backlighting, you won't stand out."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Second lifeReal life.

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Must get a longer cable."

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

'I think I'm decisive. Can I get back to you on that?'

"At work, we've switched to video calls for meetings, so my productivity has shot up exponentially. . ."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

"Off to work, Hon. See you tonight."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

It is nice to connect with family from other planets

"I reached Level Three of Super Mario Brothers!"

"And this is the room where people are trapped for all eternity trying to find the leave button at the end of their Zoom meeting."

'Now that everybody can talk, I keep worrying about what people will say.'

"Wow, Greg's background makes it look like he's in space!"

Zoom Rodeos

"....and Brian, down there, is just here to even out our grid."

"And from now on these staff meetings will be conducted online. You people are a breeding ground for germs."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"So many FANTASTIC applicants, where do we start!"

What brings you to therapy, Mr. Park? I'm stuck. Dr. Noodle. I'm paralyzed. I'm not making any progress. Honestly, I'm lost in the trees. I've lost sight of my goals. My health units are low. Units? Unseen enemies are everywhere. I can't sleep. I'm not eating. You're not making sense. Who am I kidding? You're right. The truth? Fine, I admit it. I can't get past level 5!!! I don't do video game counseling. If my mom loved me more, I'd be able to find more ammo.

Phone Signal Problems: "Can you hear me now?"

"Yes! I defeated the invading forces! I am master and commander... I am a warlord!"

". . . and a special welcome to Bob from Australia!"

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Working from home.

A Zoom School of Fish

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'Here's a twist. Before you go on your quest, an insurance salesman tries to sell you life insurance. If you buy a lot you can date prettier girls.'

'And you honey, how was your day at the PlayStation?'