Ceremonial Fans Pillows

Best Guards.

'He wants to close the deal with a handshake. What do you think about that?'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

Chekov play and scorecard,

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Do you have an appointment?'

Masked Pianist

Christening

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Swearing a Child.

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

Wedding with 'Ex-wives' and 'Ex-husbands' as places to sit.

"I'd like to thank...."

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."

'Did your helmet just peep at my helmet?'

"Is he gonna read the ENTIRE Book of Psalms!?! C'Mon!!!"

'Y'know, I'm glad we kept it small.'

'Frank and I won a Clydesdale horse farm.'

Planning Department Door

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

Beefeater

A priest is about to christen a baby with a bottle of champagne.

Place settings

'We weren't expecting a Royal visit.....Where's the King?'

A boy saying he will wait for the women to leave the room before he eats

'Nice to meet you. Plumber Greg.'

Eyesight is so bad that a man has been prescribed binoculars.

"[Ashes to ashes, dust to dust... oh, wait... my bad... I now pronounce you man and wife.]"

"He loves that little bit of ceremony when he promotes someone."