Ceremonial Role Fan Pillows

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

'She's a very protectice mother!' - Lifeguard at Christening/Baptism.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"To be or not to be."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'What, They're comfortable.'

Kid in pedal police car pulling over a kid on a trike

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Double Wedding

'Charles Frederick and Camilla Gladys!'

"I'm the mommy and he's the daddy and Teddy is the #@&&!# kid who keeps us from having time to do anything!"

Fancy Dress Box

The most popular Sunday at St Clive's was always the annual 'Blessing of the Smartphones' service.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice performing the duty of a Christian.

Simultaneous translation.

"Armstrong, have you seen my phone?" "Indeed I have, minion." "I’ve trained the café’s rodents to abscond with unattended cell phones, which I then return to patrons, earning their gratitude and loyalty." "You did not." "No, I didn’t. But it’s always been a dream of mine." "Very bad man." "Thank you for the opportunity to role play."

Masked Pianist

Christening

"Hey, let's mix it up a bit today and have you be the bad cop."

'...I now pronounce you man and wife. You may assume the position.'

"I'm a bird dog."

'This is a magnificent restaurant. Which fork should I use to comb my hair?'

Swearing a Child.

'Could I borrow your giant scissors for a minute? I cancelled payment on this giant check and I need to cut it up.'

"I do if she does."

'Will you love, honour, and share custody of the remote control so long as you both shall live?'

"I can marry you, but I can't trial-marry you."

'Before you get married tomorrow there are some things your father and I would like to tell you.'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'