Award Show Fan Gifts

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"I'm just happy to have been nominated."

"Hello Cleveland! I have to say, never thought I'd have a Netflix special seeing as Gerbils only live about 3 to 4 years!"

"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."

"Technically, it's not a crime, but it still feels wrong."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Winner! Surveillance video of the year made here.

Award night - Best & Fairest, Best 1st Year, Best Clubman, Best Left Alone.

'So, did you make 'Man of the Year'?', 'No — they gave it to Lady Godiva again!'

'... And the Outstanding Injury of the Year Award goes to - Dewey Taylor!...'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Academy Awards - 'And now for the best public apology for a politically incorrect slur...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Jungle Games

Oscars 2024

Barbie Oscars

May I have the envelope, please?

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Giving an Oscar to an animal actor would put the academy awards into context.

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Oscars acceptance speech.

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

The Academy began to regret awarding the Oscar to Destructo.

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Oscars

Hades Movie Awards After Show. The dealy sins were all here -- They love walking the red carpet! Pride won tonight for a leading role and envy won for a supporting role. Wrath was seen yelling at at the paparazzi ... Lust tried to meet beautiful actresses ... and Gluttony rushed off to the buffet. Greed is already counting all the money he'll make because he won an award. And when sloth won, he received the night's biggest ovation ... because he was too lazy to give an acceptance speech!

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'