Award Show Fan Mugs

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

Winner! Surveillance video of the year made here.

Award night - Best & Fairest, Best 1st Year, Best Clubman, Best Left Alone.

'So, did you make 'Man of the Year'?', 'No — they gave it to Lady Godiva again!'

'... And the Outstanding Injury of the Year Award goes to - Dewey Taylor!...'

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Jungle Games

Oscars 2024

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Barbie Oscars

May I have the envelope, please?

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Oscars

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

Djargo.

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

"This should be interesting. . . they're giving an acting award for best political lie. . ."

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

Base chapel.

"And now the award for..."