Award Ceremony Fan Mugs

'And this one for handling tough questions from congress...'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

Oscars 2024

Barbie Oscars

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

Base chapel.

"And, should you ever lose the key to the city, I hid another one here."

'And now the award for the best product placement in a motion picture...'

"I think I just won Best Director!"

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."