Awards Show Fan Mugs

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

Showbiz Awards

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Jungle Games

"Ladies and gentlemen, I simply can't believe that I've won this award. I keep wanting to pinch myself."

Oscars 2024

"I'd like to thank my family, but, to be honest, I'm pretty sure I could've done it without them."

"And the award for Best Product Placement in a Domestic or Foreign Film goes to..."

May I have the envelope, please?

Barbie Oscars

Oscars acceptance speech.

"I'd like to thank my mum..."

'And the winner of the 'biggest loser in love' category is...'

"The idiots don't realise that flying in a private jet is meant to be IRONIC!"

"And, finally, to my wife, my love and appreciation for her understanding and critical insights, without whom this project would never have been accomplished."

Oscars

Actors getting married. 'Best supporting man'

"If it weren't for the Botox, right now I'd be so sharing your enthusiasm."

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Nominations for best skinny mad white dude goes to..."

Man reads from card at awards ceremony: 'And the award for Best Actress goes to ...'

"And now the award for..."

"I think I just won Best Director!"