Reality Show Enthusiast Gifts

"Remember, in this negotiation you're the 'Paula Abdul.'"

No one remembers Gottlieb Much, runner-up in the 1738 season of 'The Hymn Factor'.

Woman at Reality TV Productions Co. has in out boxes marked IN and IN OVER MY HEAD.

'Big Brothers Karamazov.'

"If there was a reality show about your condition,the research would be a lot more motivated."

"People, we're writing a reality show. Use some imagination!"

Real Welders vs. TV series Welders

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

'So who do you fancy for Strictly this series?'

Talk show host in court says to judge 'If it please the court, I'd like to bring out my next guest.'

'Our records show you've never appeared on a TV reality show. Are you some kind of subversive?'

TV programme planning - lucky dip.

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Congratulations! You've been selected for 'Total Desert Island Make-over'!'

'Whether you should audition for 'Property Ladder' isn't really within my remit.'

Bob always voted for his favorite performance. It was his way of giving something back.

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

'Not an island -- the poor sap was voted off Ireland!'

"When you're finished scraping the barrel can I have it?"

"You're lucky I haven't let myself go like some of these strumpets on reality TV."

"I'm not sure if this proves there was intelligent life on this planet or not."

'Wow, this is some reality show you have here.'

"As Seen on "Cops""

"Hang on. . . I think they're still someone down there!"

"There comes a time, Little Buddy, when you have to just accept that you'll never be famous....that your life will never be adapted for television and that when you die, only five or six people will truly care."

1 million flock to see Pope give mass - 'Pope Idol.'

'The girl on the right, danced with a man, who danced with a girl, who danced with the Prince of Wales.'

'No, your Honor, we've not reached a verdict, but we did vote out Juror number 5.'

'I was voted out of my house!'

'Not an island -- the poor sap was voted off Ireland!'

'Watching a lot of reality shows doesn't make you a realist!'

The Tragedy of the Blindfolded Knife Thrower