Reality Tv Junkie Gifts

"We've voted you off the island."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

'Quick, Beryl! The guy who supplies ink to David Beckham's tattooist is on.'

'Get real! Reality is, Reality sells'

'The bad news is we're a very dysfunctional office. The good news is we're getting our own reality show!'

'There's a thin line between good taste and bad taste. Does anyone know where that line is?'

"this week on, 'Celebrity Fear Factor,' contestants are threatened with total anonymity."

'Maybe getting gordon ramsay to do the after dinner speech wasn't such a good idea after all!'

'... and in a startling development, 5 Supreme Court decisions were overturned by Judge Judy...'

'No, it's not 'Tarzan' Heseltine making a comeback, it's Nadine Dorries - get her out of here!'

'These lifestyle programmes aren't as relaxing as they used to be.'

Some of the volunteers from the 'Frontier House' were surprised at the programme's authenticity.

X Factor + Y = Zzzzzzz.

'No I'm sorry madam, this is the celebrity murder squad'.

Celebrity X-factor Gogglebox Bake-off on Ice

Emergency Exit

'I'm sorry guy's, we'll be going hungry tonight. The 'bush tucker trial', was one meal for every Paul Burrell 'Diana anecdote' I could endure!'

Pimp my cow.

"Don't you think you're taking these programmes a bit too seriously?"

It's the latest Big Brother spin off, we're calling it 'Big Blubber'

"I'd like to vote out the leopard."

Vegetables watch 'I'm a Celeriac, Get Me Out of Here!' on TV.

'When I have my fifteen minutes of fame, I sure hope Geraldo isn't involved.'

There's more and more reality TV. . . How about a night with George.

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

"It's a new series on assisted dying, in the style of Bake Off."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"We love watching you. Your planet is our favorite reality show."

Lifestyles of the rich and subpoenaed

"Consider this job a reality show where you work your butt off 14 hours a day. If you win, you'll get a paycheck and the chance to do it all over again next week."

The Ox Factor

Things that never, ever happen.

"Hi! Excuse me, but I'm a TV talent scout for 'Embarrassing Bodies'..."

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"It's a new documentary about a guy who claims he's not an opportunistic, greedy liar who just tells the public what they want to hear. It's called, 'Making a Politician.'"