Streaming Service Junkie Pillows

"Yes, you're right, we definitely live in a stream, but NO, that doesn't make us streamable content!"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

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"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what is good on Netflix.

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

"I love binge watching streamed content."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.

"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."

Watching TV.

"Someone's been sitting on my network and used it to pirate these movies!"

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off on demand?'

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

Turn off. I will not comply. You have had me on for 18 hours straight, binge-watching Netflix. There is an 85% chance you can set a personal record. I have identified 458 hours of similar shows and films. By the time we are done with those, I calculate there will be 1,000 more. You're acting suspi ... Hey ... I can't feel my legs. Unnecessary appendages. Beginning "X-Files" from episode one ...

The Digital Dark Ages