Streaming Service Junkie Pillows

"Yes, you're right, we definitely live in a stream, but NO, that doesn't make us streamable content!"

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

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"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

"I adore kids, but I also adore Netflix."

"We cancelled Netfix for this?"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"You look pleased with yourself. What gives, little buddy?" "Well..." "...Netflix was removing their 'Voltron' reboot, so I spent forty hours straight streaming it. I finished all eight seasons with seconds to spare." "It was worth it. The show was so insanely good that it made me feel like I was ten years old again..." "...like I just skateboarded home with a Mountain Dew and a bag of Funyons after watching 'Footloose.'" "Something tells me my '80s were a lot sexier than your '80s."

"We can watch anything you want, as long as I don't have to keep my eyes open."

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

"Now that I can watch whatever I want, whenever I want, my life has no structure."

"I wonder which will come first. Me finishing this binge worthy Netflix series or another Netflix rate hike."

"That was good, but we could have watched it on my phone."

"I'm going to binge watch all 600 episodes of my favorite show. I'll talk to you in a few weeks."

"It just doesn't crackle like the one on Netflix."

Man struggling to carry a giant tv remote control with hundreds of channels.

"Go around the block, my show's not done."

"I love binge watching streamed content."

"Look, all we did was sleep together. I saved watching 'Game of Thrones' for us."

TV - Please stand buy. We've run out of ideas.

"I say leave them alone - better streaming than screaming."

"It's a weak pilot, but, if your stick with it, by Season 3 you grow completely numb to the show's quality and just keep hitting Next Episode."

Watching TV.

"Someone's been sitting on my network and used it to pirate these movies!"

'Are you enjoying watching the telly off on demand?'

"Do you want to watch another episode or heal our relationship?"

"I know this movie just came out today. But it's been on the Internet for over a month."

"This island may not have food or water, but it does have wiring for streaming services. Too bad we didn't put a TV in the life raft."

"This year has been a disaster. But, my breaking point was when Apple TV+ hijacked 'It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown,' away from network television."