Track And Field Junkie T-Shirts

'I wouldn't let you near me with a ten foot pole.'

Pole Vault

The Brothers Grime

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"This is his fifteenth successive Olympics."

Pole Vault Rules

A Little Long Jumper.

'Here we go again...'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

High Jump

"What time is it?" "Half past World Cup."

Moving into an office while it's being built.

"I just realized that unless I'm riding for some cause, I must look like an idiot."

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

...Another second closer to kick-off....another second..

'Let go of the pole!'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

The horses are off and "Movie Star" take the lead. Here comes "Freight Train" on the rail. Around the bend and down the stretch "Yoge Pose" takes the lead. It might be "Short Circuit" at the wire. No! The winner is "Selfie" in a photo finish!

Sergio Aguero

The Pole Vault Washing Line

'I'm just putting the final touches to my world cup preparations...'

'Free food. Free place to sleep. And now we get to see a Cubs game - all comp! This is the freakin' life, Louie!'

"So if you don't want to know the World Cup results look away now until July 16th."

Long jumper in mid air realizing there is a kid burying his dad in the sand like at the beach,

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Weight Loss Clinic.

Rudolph the red nosed reindeer reading 'lightweight gift ideas' magazine

"You need to take a break from watching too many tennis matches."

Football junkie.

Pole Vault

"I would like to thank my owners, my trainer, my jockey, and everyone else in my stable, without whom my victory would not have been possible."

'Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.'