Field Sports Aficionado Pillows

Discus Thrower's T-Shirt reads: I'm Dizzy.

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

A Little Long Jumper.

Pole Vault Rules

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Cristiano Ronaldo

'Here we go again...'

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

'Since the playing field was sold off we've become a centre of excellence for one-a-side football.'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Trapped on the Pole Vault.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."

High Jump

U.S. World Cup Frenzy

'I'm dreading the World Cup . . .'

World Cup Fan.

Soccer player being showered with toilet roles and a toilet.

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"