Pizzeria Lover Pillows

'if your wife ever asks you to meet her at Pilates...don't! It's not a pizzeria.'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

Menu Dating

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

'It's my favorite.'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"

Sm. Pepperoni & Mushroom Cloud

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I can't even remember what we were fighting about."

"What happened to the thin crust guy I married?"

The Velvet Mesquite

"Who ordered a pizza?"

Children playing games

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Stupid Microwave

Pizza time.

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'