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Novox Pizza - Fastest delivery in town.

'Oh, all right - make that with anchovies!'

Dove of Peace Brings Pizza

"Pizza delivery for The Phantom."

'Business was slow: We had to diversify...'

This place says they have the biggest pizza slice in town...

Your Pizza won't be long...but it will be round.

"For me, the vegetarian."

'This guy just ordered pizza with everything -- now's our chance to get rid of those pig snouts!'

'We ran out of tomato sauce so we substituted strawberry jam.'

'What's this?! They left off the extra children!'

"Of course this is a pizza! Man, I've always been a rebel!"

Menu Dating

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

'How about joining us for a soda and pizza after the ceremony?'

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Dad's barbeucuing again so Mom's got the pizza place on speed dial."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

The Velvet Mesquite

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Children playing games

"Who ordered a pizza?"

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

"Hey, you two! What did I say about sharing?!"