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'It's cold.'

Please pardon our appearance during rennovation

Pizza Express

Deconstructed Street Foods - Pizza

Man is preparing pizza by the slice.

'As pizza maker, maybe a skin care products site isn't the best idea for an affiliate site.'

"...A comfy chair and a footbath would get me really excited!"

"Okay, that's one pizza with all our toppings and one without."

"Hope you appreciate the personal touch."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

'I'm majoring in communication and minoring in pizza delivery - What about you?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"Deep-dish pizza calls for deep-glass beer."

'It's my favorite.'

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"The pizza came late and it was cold!"

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

The Velvet Mesquite

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

43AD: Romans invade Britain.

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Children playing games

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Pizza time.