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Coal-Fired Pizza

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Children playing games

The Velvet Mesquite

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

Pizza time.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

Sisyphus Pizza

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"