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Coal-Fired Pizza

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

'Protein, starch, vegetable??? When you said 'square meal' I thought PIZZA IN A BOX!'

"Why don't you ever fetch anything good like a pizza?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

'It's my favorite.'

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"Let me now direct your attention to the pepperoni."

"Daddy, why do people pull round pizza from square boxes and cut them into triangles before they eat them?"

The Velvet Mesquite

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Children playing games

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

Man says: 'Great pizza, but the mozzarella was a bit stringy.'

"Good news. It wasn't a toxic chemical leak. It was an old pizza in your kid's room."

Pizza time.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"I've just got this sudden craving for pizza."

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

When Managers have a Four Seasons pizza.

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

The marketing is out there now. People all know the pizzas are prepared on the premises. So why no customers?

Sisyphus Pizza

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

"They should have quit after deep dish."

Corporate Cafeteria. I don't care how many toppings you pizza has --- eating it is not multitasking!

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort