Pizza Innovator Pillows

Error in low-fat pizza design.

Holy Pizza

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

The Velvet Mesquite

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Here's the meat pizza you ordered. You don't have to tip me, because I ate the meat.'

Dial-A-Pizza van arriving at Western Fort

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Fresh pepper?"

Papa's Pizza delivered in under 30 minutes.

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'I didn't have time to hunt'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

The art of pizza

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"We're making progress."