Restaurant Owner Pillows

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"And don't try to pull the old 'good wine steward, bad wine steward' routine."

'Great idea, Pete!'

Pizza with 'Made in China' imprinted on it.

Sandwich board with, 'Free lunch at Arnie's' on the back and 'There's no such thing as a...' on the front.

"Well Lucky, for starters, I think the horseshoe was a bad idea."

Overzealous health inspectors.

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

'Are you sure this fish is fresh?'

"I'm sorry, but your restaurant has failed on a number of issues"

"Here's some baby spinach - from my soil to your plate."

'There are no prices listed, Sir, because the prices keep going up and up.'

Ed's Restaurant - Closed. Get Over It

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'I don't get it...Our business model was exactly the same.'

'Human-rights issues aside, you will soon enjoy the benefits of trade with China.'

'What's the catch of the day?' 'Hepatitis!'

'Yes, sir, we do have a smoking section.'

Sheep with wine - Mutton Cadet

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'What's wrong with those fish?'

Farmed Salmon Restaurant - Everyone squashed together.

'It's not Spanish dancing - he's killing cockroaches.'

'We're really sorry!'

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

Bottomless bowl of soup

'Well I can assure you sir, the fish was fresh when the menu was printed last tuesday.'

All-You-Can-Eat Buffets: Overeat Here.

"O.K., I'm ready. You can let it go."

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

Diner

"Smoking?or non smoking?"

'Damn Viagra'

'The lower-priced items contain genetically-modified foods not yet approved for human use.'