Patio Enthusiast T-Shirts

We practically live out here in the summer.

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Aprons

'Can we sit in the balcony today? Huh? Can we?'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

Rating the Sunset

"Who like 'em well done?"

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"How?"

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Hey, look�The carnival must be in town'

Human males marking territory.

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"You know it's peak allergy season when they welcome Mom back into the flock."

"These are wonderful, precious years before he learns that he's benefitting from institutional racism."

"He burns the first one as a sacrifice to the barbecue gods."

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

Man Sitting On Park Bench Feeding Batteries To Drones.

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

"Don't worry they will find us. We're still in the park..."

"We're spending too much time fetching balls in the park."