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"Fresh pepper?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

You can't get what up

We practically live out here in the summer.

Bull charging a fisherman

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

"We missed Fashion Week!"

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Earth Reset Button.

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

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