Porch Enthusiasts Mugs

Porch Pirate

"Fresh pepper?"

'okay...where did you hide it?'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

You can't get what up

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Bull charging a fisherman

"We missed Fashion Week!"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

Earth Reset Button.

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the first motorcycle gangs"

Bike Rides

Calm in the Face of Chaos