Porch Dwellers Mugs

"We missed Fashion Week!"

Glastonbury. After.

'Behold. Ed and Jim have finally reached nirvana.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

Turtle Trailer Court

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

"Come and get it!"

Beginning Yarder.

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

"Not to mention the park view."

You can't get what up

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Ow! Mutter! Toot! At the Old Superheroes Home. (This cartoon was originally published on 2003-07-28).

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

"The etchings are in the library."

"Now he expects to come in whenever there's a cold snap."

"I've got something to tell you,Dad-I don't like fish...I mean I REALLY don't like fish...I HATE fish,Dad-there,I've said it now."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

The moles have adapted to the winter weather.

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"Harry, you're beginning to go to seed!"

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."