Porch Performer Mugs

Start their day with a smile by gifting a mug that celebrates their porch performances. Perfect for coffee or tea, these mugs showcase their love for entertaining and outdoor fun in a witty design.

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JimmyFest 2006

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At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music. mockup

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

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'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...' mockup

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

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"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous." mockup

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes." mockup

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

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You can't get what up

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'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.' mockup

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

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"We missed Fashion Week!"

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"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother." mockup

"I always know what Harry's going to say, and he always knows what I'm going to say, so, by and large, we just don't bother."

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Ham-Dram

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"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety." mockup

"I'll be on the porch, pushing ninety."

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"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me." mockup

"This is one of those beautiful summer days when I'm flooded with memories of things that never happened to me."

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"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee." mockup

"I think that I shall never see a tree on which I wouldn't pee."

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"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!" mockup

"Would it have killed him to create a screened-in porch?!"

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"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs"

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs" mockup

"Mr. Coughlin over there was the founder of one of the ﬁrst motorcycle gangs"

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Calm in the Face of Chaos

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"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday." mockup

"The Hewletts have flaming crown roast au vin blanc every Wednesday."

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"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

"If you're going out, pick up some candles." mockup

"If you're going out, pick up some candles."

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"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog." mockup

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

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"Singing cowboy AND notary public" mockup

"Singing cowboy AND notary public"

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'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?' mockup

'Why would I want an ocean-going yacht when I've got a rocking chair in my front porch?'

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"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives." mockup

"But otherwise I'll bet they lead very dull lives."

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Bert's Ragtime Band.

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Beware of Curmudgeon!

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"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera." mockup

"Dad, it's only a surveillance camera."

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'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.' mockup

'The best part of growing old is not having to invest for the long term.'

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"The screen porch makes it a home." mockup

"The screen porch makes it a home."

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"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline." mockup

"I believe jazz did come up the Mississippi, Ted, but not quite as far as East Moline."

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"I like you a whole lot better when you was alive."

"I like you a whole lot better when you was alive." mockup

"I like you a whole lot better when you was alive."

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"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."

"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns." mockup

"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."

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"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in yet?"

"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in yet?" mockup

"So, has Grandpa's 'longevity pay' kicked in yet?"

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'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.' mockup

'You don't see any for hours, then three come along at once.'

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'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou mockup

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

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'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

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Porch Performer Mugs Collection

Porch Performer Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate the porch performer in your life, blending comfort with charming, witty designs that brighten any outdoor space.

Porch Performer Prints

Beautify their porch or indoor space with art prints that highlight the joyful spirit of outdoor performers—fun, inspiring, and uniquely personalized.

Porch Performer T-Shirts

Discover playful t-shirts for porch performers that showcase their outdoor entertainment passion with humor and style—perfect for casual wear or performance prep.