Pocket Patio Enthusiast T-Shirts

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Relaxing in the Sun

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

The Adventures of God

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

Glyndebourne

I'm instituting our own company stress test. Baxter here will taste test my wife's new broccoli pickle casserole.

The Camp, Pt. 1

"You grab the food—I'll grab the wine."

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Large bird chases bird watcher up a hill.

'What's a picnic without ants?'

"Go ahead, it’ll put fur on your chest."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

"The lunch, grab the lunch!"

"Life is so unfair! There are already ants in the cake but none in the broccoli casserole!"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

At the Periodic Picnic Table of the Elements

It was a perfect day, until a squirrel stole his sandwich and ruined everything.

'You kids stop fighting or I swear, I will turn this banana around!'

'Burf, I think the ants are trying to tell us something.

'Sunday in the park'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'We can't stop here for a picnic, you know I need to find a stream to wash my food...'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.