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'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Small child checks out a book.

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"I think the idea behind coin collecting is to get one of each kind, not all of the same kind!"

How Lawyers Evolved.

The first marsupial.

Late again.

Kangaroo Pocket

'Everyone has a game plan, Sims. Yours, strangely, looks like the Pittsburgh Steelers' offensive.'

"Well, the bad news is I can't find the mustard . . ."

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

The Cargo Business Suit

"I've changed my mind about multiple fanny packs. I'm going back to cargo shorts."

'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'

'Stop following me around. I bought a new briefcase, and that's final!'

Waldo's Parents

'This is Chris. He's a pocket cartoonist.'

"And it has pockets!"

'You're over-packing your cargo pants again.'

You get an allowance, not a pension and profit sharing allowance.

'Can you let me have £1 to tide me over until you're in a better mood, Dad?'

'Since I split from his Mum I've had him for weekends.'

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