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'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

'Can you let me have £1 to tide me over until you're in a better mood, Dad?'

"I have my very own ATM password."

'That's it. Your allowance doesn't include a suggested gratuity.'

Noah's Ark

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

'I love it when you talk big bucks, Mr. Williams.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

'In the economy, money is the lure.'

'Money, I'm home!'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'I know that other kids manage on ?5 pocket money - but their parents don't charge them to watch any television programme their parents don't happen to approve off!'

'Great visual support.'

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"I don't know, probably lawyers."

Tax Cuts Water the Economy.

'I'm not out to save the world. I just want to leave it with a little more money than when I found it.'

Happy looking manager with a bag of money

Why do you want a career in the bank?

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

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When I make it, I like to see it.

Statue of pound sign

'Don't you ever take a break?'

Do you believe in money at first sight?

Banker's Ecstasy - coming into some money.