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"And it has pockets!"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

'Look. A mom with a handy carrying case.'

Mice playing double bass

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'Well, was the news good today?'

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

The evolution of a woman's purse.

We had to use my wife's pouch as a diaper bag.

Hip Pocket Editions

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

"I have my very own ATM password."

"Okay, I admit it. You are a good dog."

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

The first marsupial.

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

Kangaroo Pocket

Bird Watchers Club of America.

"I've pretended to be interested in that breed many times."

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'

'Stop staring at my purse!'

'Harry, do you remember how dull our lives were before we got the cat?'

Greg, we need to talk about your out-of-pocket expenses .....