Pocket Admirer T-Shirts

"And it has pockets!"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

Living with a cataholic.

"We scarf. We bracelet. We earring. We brooch. In brief, ladies, we accessorize."

Rembrandt's Selfies

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"They were bred originally to be hors d'oeuvres."

'Well, was the news good today?'

Dancing in Love

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

Butterfly Woman

The first marsupial.

'He's not great at playing dead, but his sad look when he's in trouble is a real work of art.'

Home for the Holidays

'It all started when I took a Rorschach test.'

"Expensive coffee is a cheap vacation."

"I have my very own ATM password."

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

Hip Pocket Editions

"He took up birdwatching during lockdown."

"I hoped you'd like the size of it."

Pets: Three Puppies try to charm man through pet shop window.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

Kangaroo Pocket

"You don't need to water the plants. I saw the cat doing that already."

Greg, we need to talk about your out-of-pocket expenses .....

-'I'd like a doggy bag.' -'And make it a big one.'

Portrait of Bette Davis

'What do you think, Pumpkin?'