Pocket Expert T-Shirts

'You don't get an allowance because you don't have any pockets.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Dad, this is Wendy, she's going to re-negotiate my allowance!"

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"I don't get an allowance. I get earnings per share."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

'Less spare change under the cushion is my leading economic indicator!'

'My investment club had morphed into a support group.'

Colin didn't really need a pocket-calculator...he already knew how many pockets he had!

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

Dispute over pocket money

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

Bat hanging upside down drops all his money, matches and keys.

Hip Pocket Editions

"I have my very own ATM password."

The first marsupial.

Kangaroo Pocket

Greg, we need to talk about your out-of-pocket expenses .....

"Between the price of a comic book and having to pay the bully down the street not to beat me up, my allowance is spent the same day I get it!"

"How many investment apps will this get me?"

How come I always get stuck in the weird extra pocket?

'I'm done with school because all I need to make a living is to know how to persuade my dad to give me money!'

"I'll be there in a few. I never knew it took so long to get dressed with cargo pants!"

'Actually I am having a happy childhood, except, of course, for my unhappy allowance.'

"Those are my money managers."

"Pssst! Interested in women's clothes with actual real pockets?"

The Cargo Business Suit

"I've changed my mind about multiple fanny packs. I'm going back to cargo shorts."

'Every time I get in touch with my inner child, he asks me for money.'

'This is Chris. He's a pocket cartoonist.'

'Yeah, I use ATMs all the time, but I refer to them as 'Mom' and 'Dad'.'

Cargo Kangaroos.

"And it has pockets!"