Patio Enjoyment T-Shirts

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Canape?

Aprons

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Hello from the shed.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

We practically live out here in the summer.

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

"Who like 'em well done?"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

Summer fashions.

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."

First Bar of Spring

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

Patio Melt

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' - 'You're right, I'm taking my drink onto the patio.'

'No I'm not the waiter. We sell outdoor furniture.'

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

Giant Mosquito Screen Door.

Back Yard

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

'I can't keep this up every weekend... next time get some advice on patio laying.'

'Low maintenance gardening'

A man sits on his porch with a fire extinguisher