Patio Enjoyment Prints

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Canape?

Aprons

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Hello from the shed.

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Who like 'em well done?"

"I taught him to eat with a fork."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

Summer fashions.

"Why is that moron screaming so loud at something that isn't there?"

'Got'a be done I s'pose.'

'No I'm not the waiter. We sell outdoor furniture.'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' - 'You're right, I'm taking my drink onto the patio.'

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

First Bar of Spring

"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."

Patio Melt

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

Giant Mosquito Screen Door.

Back Yard

'I can't keep this up every weekend... next time get some advice on patio laying.'

'Low maintenance gardening'

A man sits on his porch with a fire extinguisher

'It's the sun. The sun is glinting like silver on my lovely tresses!'