Patio Design Prints

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Canape?

Aprons

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"Who like 'em well done?"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

"...And then beyond the lawn, a lily pool with fountains and..."

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

'I thought we were going to dine with Al Frasco!'

'Seeing the Winterton's Japanese garden gave us the idea. It's a Kamikaze replica. Full size.'

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' - 'You're right, I'm taking my drink onto the patio.'

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

First Bar of Spring

Garden Envy.

"My husband used his rejected manuscripts to make these columns."

'No I'm not the waiter. We sell outdoor furniture.'

Patio Melt

'Because of the picturesque nature of your house, the government would like to list it...one of you will have to sit on the porch at all times.'ou

Water Gardening: Some people get pleasure from working out ambitious schemes.

'It's a perch.' 'Porch.'

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

"It's a rockery...next year we're putting in a water feature."

Back Yard

'Low maintenance gardening'

'I can't keep this up every weekend... next time get some advice on patio laying.'