Patio Party Planner Prints

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Who like 'em well done?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Champagne

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'He lives for his holidays.'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"I was almost that last year."

Cardiac Recovery.

We'll have Manhattans...

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"Ron didn't realise he was so popular."

'Stop staring and make a wish!'