Pool Party Planner Prints

Dutch boy fills pool with water from dike.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"Down the end and second on your left."

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Dream of Prosperity #63398: A lap pool in every living room.

No Bombing

The Perfect Cannonball

"We need to drain the pool."

'Using my old pool to stock up om expensive gas was an excellent idea.'

Bird about to dive from diving board into birdbath

"Oh no! Chlorine drinkers."

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

Join me in a beer?

A termite practical joke.

"He's offered to show me the breast stroke - tonight in his water bed!"

'He lives for his holidays.'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

"I have high hopes for today's weather."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Bring your own inflatable.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Champagne

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.