Patio Party Planner Mugs

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

"Who like 'em well done?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Cow Pinatas

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'He lives for his holidays.'

Champagne

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I was almost that last year."

We'll have Manhattans...

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"How should we divide the teams?"