Backyard Party Planner Prints

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Moonshine Lite!

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

Cow Pinatas

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

Champagne

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

We'll have Manhattans...

Out To Lurch

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Cardiac Recovery.

Punt Cake

Wedding Day Itinerary.

"And I'm teaming that burned sausage up with a warm, flat local lager."

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Frosting the Snowman

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

"How should we divide the teams?"

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel