Patio Patron Gifts

"Actually, we're not a snow sculpture. Just been waiting for table service since September."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Queen of Quinoa

Labor Day Flowers

Aprons

'It's my favorite.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

We practically live out here in the summer.

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

"Who like 'em well done?"

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

Convention of municipal gardeners.

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' - 'You're right, I'm taking my drink onto the patio.'

"I think my harem is seeing someone else."

"I'm just saying we might be jumping the gun just a tiny bit on the outside seating."

'His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else.'

William felt out of place in the dog obedience school.

'No I'm not the waiter. We sell outdoor furniture.'

Patio Melt

"I feel I have perspective but mostly because I'm tall."

'Greg, if your cell phone was set to vibrate, I think I've located it.'

Postal service cuts.

"I'll have the good cocktail." "I'll have the bad cocktail."