Patio Lovers Gifts

'Oh, i'm actually dining alone. I just prefer this seat.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

"It's a new countertop draft system for craft beer!"

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Aprons

The High Line at Giza

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

"It's a cookout-act stupid!"

We practically live out here in the summer.

"Who like 'em well done?"

Moms gone wild

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'See I told you the garden was big enough for a table and chairs.'

Whittlers Mother

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Isn't it about time to switch from your warm-weather chair to your cold-weather chair?"

"I once experienced childlike wonder. . . but it was just my anti-depressants kicking in."

I've been scouting new locations for the strip. Great. We can certainly use some. Have you found anything exciting so far? Yes. A bench on the other side of the park. It has a trash can in the background.

Playing in the park....child on a leash.

Stories about crumbs

A family gets ready for their microwave meal on the patio.

'You spend too much time in this stuffy pub.' 'I'll go out onto the patio.'

Spud dating.

"Yeah, Charlie wnet to one of those 'mindful outdoor experience' seminars. . ."

'We haven't been seeing eye-to-eye lately.'

'Got an acorn? Don't disappoint me.'

'Forget it, Jeb. This see-saw is broken.'

Park statues horse and rider.

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.