Park Patron Pillows

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Piracy on a boating lake

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

How about going easy on the carbs

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

The High Line at Giza

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

“I may not know much about books, but I do know which titles burn best.”

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

Surreal ale

'The Saxon King' pub

"Cheers mate, you've done me a solid."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"Yeah, you were right! The indoor wheel is fun, but running in the park is a lot better..."

Psychiatry in the Park

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"I just saw some confused old goat pee all over the bathroom floor." "That was a mirror. And that wasn't the bathroom."

"It's unusual to see them reading this time of year."

"Gotta go, lads, I smell death."

Wildcats Strike.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

'I can't sleep for thinking about global warming.'

Moms gone wild