Playground Nostalgia Buff Gifts

If barstools were like playground swings...

Official Electro-Charged Wedgie-Resistant Underpants

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

"First snowman?"

"Recess does things to a man."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

'Ready Mum?'

Imagination

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

Converted Parking Garage

If bar stools were like playground swings...

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

The Charge of the Kids

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

We encourage the playing of games with other children.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

Office Park

'I told you that rock wall climbing would be useful. I'll get our ball back with no trouble at all.'

Mood Swings.

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

I miss recess!

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.