Playground Historian Gifts

"You be careful. I don't want you scruffing your shoes."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

"Hi-yah!"

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Swinging

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"This never happened."

Tree house.

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Maybe the batteries are dead.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"First snowman?"

"Recess does things to a man."

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

Children jumping onto mattress in PE.

Boy swinging on wrecking ball swing: 'Stu had a future in demolitions.'

'Ready Mum?'

"He's only energetic on sunny days."

Imagination

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

The Charge of the Kids

Swing

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Office Park

'I'm concerned that the children may be playing too rough.'

Caution: use only under child supervison

If bar stools were like playground swings...