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'Never go berry pickin' on an empty stomach.'

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

I fart more than that!

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Must get a longer cable."

Bird Symbol Hunting

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Jim Morrison Goes Camping

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"Have you farted. . . ?"

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"Geez, Dude. I asked for a slight trim. Not a Brazilian wax."

Snowman Driver

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

"Any duck that thinks that decoy looks like a duck,swims like a duck and sounds like a duck, deserves to be shot!"

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

'Look Dear. The first Robin Hood of spring.'

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

"My husband is fishing. . ."

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'