Adventure Humorists Gifts

'One good thing about the hurricane is it made our grown kids finally move out.'

'Dear Santa, when I asked for a ship, what I meant was...'

"Don't be embarrassed. Most heroic archetypes your age have lost the ability to swashbuckle."

Skiing.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

Irritable trowel syndrome.

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

'I've been sitting on this mountain for 25 years, and what I've learned is that true happiness can only be found in the soothing relief of a fast-acting hemorrhoid cream!'

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"Perhaps I should have warned you...They really don't like wholemeal bread."

"Have you farted. . . ?"

'Clayton enjoys living on the edge,'

'I just know baby is getting as much out of this world trip as we are.'

Ranger has sign saying 'Do not feed the bears'. Bear crosses out sign to read 'Feed the bears'.

Echo Mountain...NO Yodeling! - Falling rock zone.

'If I've calculated correctly, I have two more birthdays before I never have to mow the lawn again.'

"Have you ever actually seen a chicken cross the road?"

'If a bear attacks and I have to play dead I want it to be as convincing as possible!'

Destiny is all...

"Yes, I do know how to light a fire with two sticks... Provided one of them is a match."

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Fly fishing.

Fish Training

Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Duck hunter: 'UH-OH' A Duck hunter has accidentally shot down an Angel

"Do you hear dueling tubas?"