Joke Adventurer Gifts

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Man fishing with large bait

Get crazy once in a while

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Imagine

"Shred the plank."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Destiny is all...

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Joan of Arch

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

Stick Your Head Out The Window

A Cave Painting

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"