Joke Adventurer Pillows

'My god, I wouldn't want to be a stand-up comedian in a place like this!'

Harold's problem is that he puts his pants on two legs at a time.

Man fishing with large bait

Get crazy once in a while

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Imagine

"Shred the plank."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

3 Pointless Things To Do At Christmas: Add a little festivity to your favourite fast food/Look up an old friend/Murder the Scotch.

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Destiny is all...

Joan of Arch

'It wasn't me - but I'm sure whoever did it had a good reason. Looks, charm and 10 aliases only get you so far.'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

"OK, here comes Sylvia Sanchez...it's a perfect time to ask her to the homecoming dance."

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

"So...have you ever kissed a girl before?"

"Somewhere along the line the world got a whole lot dorkier."

"Ice rink"

The plumber asks out the cable lady.

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

Stick Your Head Out The Window

The fact he was a neutered housecat never stood in the way of Mr. Whiskers' dream.

A Cave Painting

"Did the Earth Move For You ?"

Socially awkward shipwrecks.