Satirical Humor Explorer Mugs

"If this is going to take long, is there some place I can charge my phone?"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

The Height of Impudence.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'Have you done any stand-up?'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

"You can tell you've been promoted over your level of competence when you stop wondering if you've been promoted over your level of competence."

Moon Vacuuming

Man caught in fishing lines

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

"I just don't think our relationship will work out, honey."

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Cat Yelp.

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."