Satirical Humor Explorer Prints

"If this is going to take long, is there some place I can charge my phone?"

Iran bars two UN nuclear inspectors for 'untruthful reporting'

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

" ... and if we finish pillaging early enough, we can still catch the evening Zumba class on the after deck."

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

"Well, I finally found God. ... God is really good at Trivial Pursuit."

STRIP "Looks like the escalators on the blink again"

"We don't like the same marriage counselor gags anymore."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

Star-Spangled Danner Episode 4

Surreal scene depicting a dry cleaner shop interior, with pant zipper flies stuck to a fly strip.

'Time ou! ... Flea!'

The Height of Impudence.

"I just attained enlightenment! - Gimme a high-five!"

"Oh, sure, Mr. Nice Guy robot, bringing in the pastries...we get fat and you just sit there, charging your batteries!"

'Have you done any stand-up?'

"Until the weapons of mass destruction are found."

'It's bad enough that the stupid cruise ship didn't pick us up...'

Open Mic Nacht

'He arrested two kids yesterday. One for drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. He charged one and let the other off!'

Woman in a card shop sees an 'Out Of Section' - Patience, Of Work, Nowhere, Your Mind.

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

'But I friended you on Facebook!'

"You can tell you've been promoted over your level of competence when you stop wondering if you've been promoted over your level of competence."

"I showed Tia Carmen these really funny cartoons I drew...but she didn't laugh."

Norman Mailer

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Cat Yelp.

"Oh, look - a Halloweiner dog!"

"What have I told you about shoplifting, son!"

'I gave the Captain a thousand bucks to strand us on an uninhabited island with nothing but a musket.'

Man caught in fishing lines

'What a beautiful landscape!'