Satirical Thought Explorer Prints

'Oh, that's mine. I attempted to have a thought earlier, but when I came up empty, it floated away.'

"Third quarter numbers were good after we cut our global workforce three to two."

'Call me immediately if there's any serious side effects so I can notify my lawyer.'

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Reverse psychology

The World's Biggest Book Club

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

'Stop emailing me, I am standing right here.'

Rodin's Thinker.

'I'd go back if I were you.'

'A man has to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink!'

"David live a rich, full life, despite what his Wikipedia page says."

"In school we learned about Staten Island. Is that where they make all those pills you take?"

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

'I have no one to blame but myself, for now.'

"Hey germ, pick on someone your own size."

'Johnson, if you're going to have negative thoughts, I suggest you get rid of that thought balloon!'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"I'm not going to lie. It took a large speaker's fee to get me to say your future is bright."

'If executive bonuses are outlawed, only outlaws will have bonuses.'

'But your honor, imitation is the sincerest form of copyright infringement.'

Prison for people who lack imagination.

'This whole Noah's Ark business sounds like a quota system to me!'

'Marx and Engels - why they split.'

"Picking the right ethnicity of your nanny is the single-hardest part of being a mother these days."

"You like it? It’s from the MoMA Store!"

Executive Towers: Sorry, No Room Left At The Top!

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"How a cartoonist's mind works #3 in a series" "Cartoons you think of during the day and draw" "Cartoons you think of in the middle of the night and forget"

"...And this is Mable, who will assist me with the billing."

"I'm not 'just sitting here' — my mind is all over the place."

You're too old to go back to Camp Owonsit. That's ok. It's all little kids. How about Lake Kinepesakau Camp. It's all jocks. Your son needs an enriching summer experience. Thoughts? How about � Camp Workforaliving? It's all depressing adults.

'You understand, Yomp, it's not me speaking. It's the corporation!'