Satirical Seminar Explorer Prints

Earl's guaranteed two-step program for managerial success.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Strainspotting

They still don't get it, do they? They can't see we're aping them!

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"I propose a break from the office speak and two minutes of random profanity."

"That was Brad with the Democratic weather. Now here's Tammy with the Republican weather."

"You have arrived at your destination."

Monkey Business College

A bill poster pasting up a wanted poster of himself.

'If at first you don't succeed, admit failure and ask for a bailout.'

'After reviewing my student loans, I wrote my thesis on deficit spending.'

Motivational Business Course: Charm, Repetition, Acronyms, Pie Charts.

The puppet master

Europe

Atilla the Hun, sadly neglected by historians for his progressive approach to personnel management.

The Height of Impudence.

"Our interview with the author of the best-selling book, 'how I never paid taxes', has been postponed 5 to 10 years."

Emile Durkheim

A mutant, possibly evil, ear of corn.

'So, Bob, we've decided to do some rebranding!'

"I became a boss because I was afraid to become an employee and get a boss like me!"

'He decided to celebrate meeting his QOF targets by doing a cartwheel...wrecked his knee and has to wait 26 weeks to see a consultant.'