Satirical Adventurer Prints

What if...school uniform was made of leather.

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

Man fishing with large bait

Get crazy once in a while

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Now you can send it."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Wherever the Trail Leads. . .

"...it's another metal detector."

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"We did our best for your husband but his poor old health insurance was too weak..."

"I work smart, instead of hard. You do all the work and I take all the credit."

'Not only can I not find the middle class tax cut, I can't find the middle class.'

Militant Pacifists

"Cartoonist are harmless? Not at all!! These people have weapons!! Here, see for yourself!"

Goldylocks and the Three Beers.

"You work for the family business, and I am your father, not the patriarchal oppressor..."

'This is a very dysfunctional company. No one will talk aboaut about the elephant in the boardroom!'

"You have arrived at your destination."

"Alright, fire me. But I'm taking back your "World's Greatest Boss" coffee mug!"

"My parents just raised my home school tuition."

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

Multiple personalities with blogs.